On Behalf of the Lower Half

Those concerned:

           In response to your recent inquiry, I would like to put forth (for your leisurely and enlightened consideration) these few thoughts; flint, perhaps, the which to generate sparks after striking friction with your rigid, metallic imaginations, and (against all hope) resulting in ideas being ignited of a much higher sort.

           In order to make easier a process already rendered far too difficult (if I can be excused of utilising a crude metaphor, it could in some ways be likened to a corpse (not of a personal acquaintance, nor the locus of any kind of tragedy whatsoever, but obviously of some interest (of an unspecified nature) to us) that has been interred with it's head directed towards the centre of our earthy globe. It is of no mystery that attempts to discover the location of these sad (but, once again, not tragic) remains are going to be considerably more involved than had the cadaver in question been laid to rest in a more traditional manner. With nothing but the ever-shrinking soles of its feet to steer by, we are constrained by greatly (not the least in terms of surface area) limited possibilities to work with; yet herein lies our liberation, meaning not less than this: The forcing of our perspective to acknowledge a greater scope of possibilities (or: a photograph held upside-downwards regarded as a distinct and coherent message unto itself, and not merely an inverted referent to an already-conceived and inflexible idea)), I will refrain entirely.